Trying Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Trying
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There's no one else that's gonna stop me from getting back to Jon Jones. — Anthony Smith Copy Share Image
Jon Jones, grow up, bud. We're going to fight regardless of how you feel. And when we do, and I'm cutting the line, and… — Daniel Cormier Copy Share Image
Jones looks like he wants to slug me, which is only subtly different from his usual way of looking at me like I'm a… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
To be honest, I didn't want to get inside Jones's head. Every time I wrote about Jim Jones I practically had to tie myself… — Julia Scheeres Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
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