Age Quote by Erma Bombeck

There will be birthdays in the next twelve months; books keep well; they're easy to wrap: buy those books now. Buy replacements for any…

— Roy Blount, Jr

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

— W. C. Fields

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia.

— William Zinsser

I've gotten hernias from drummers when they drop tempo.

— Miles Davis

The difference between EAZY E the artist and Eric Wright the human being, was two separate worlds apart. Behind closed doors, Eazy-E was a…

— Kokane

The rule of thumb for the old backpacking was that the weight of your pack should equal the weight of yourself and the kitchen…

— Patrick F. McManus

If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!

— George Steinbrenner

If any of you get hernias in this tug-of-war against the Army, I'll pay to get them fixed.

— Robert E. Haebel

Not only weight loss surgery is unnecessary but also it deprives human being a normal life. People after surgery would never be able to…

— Subodh Gupta

A preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given ether. As…

— Art Linkletter

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

— Rodney Dangerfield