A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
By exercising your stomach muscles, you wring out the body, you don't catch colds, you don't get cancer, you don't get hernias.… — Joseph Pilates Copy Share Image
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given… — Art Linkletter Copy Share Image
Not only weight loss surgery is unnecessary but also it deprives human being a normal life. People after surgery would never be… — Subodh Gupta Copy Share Image
If any of you get hernias in this tug-of-war against the Army, I'll pay to get them fixed. — Robert E. Haebel Copy Share Image
If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight! — George Steinbrenner Copy Share Image
The rule of thumb for the old backpacking was that the weight of your pack should equal the weight of yourself and… — Patrick F. McManus Copy Share Image
The difference between EAZY E the artist and Eric Wright the human being, was two separate worlds apart. Behind closed doors, Eazy-E… — Kokane Copy Share Image
Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia. — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Computers are scary. They're nightmares to fix, lose our stuff, and, on occasion, they crash, producing the blue screen of death. Steve… — Wesley Morris Copy Share Image
Look at Ukraine. Its currency, the hernia, is plunging. The euro is really in a problem. Greece is problematic as to whether… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share. — George Steinbrenner Copy Share Image
I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
“The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the… — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
The most recent was my match against Daniel Bryan at Fastlane. He kicked my scar from my recent hernia surgery. That was… — Roman Reigns Copy Share Image
In 1916, when Johnny Heartfield and I invented photomontage in my studio at the south end of the town at five o'clock… — George Grosz Copy Share Image
If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
