Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image “I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
But I've never considered myself any kind of heartthrob. It sounds painful. — Gavin DeGraw Copy Share Image
I have a permanent heart, no matter what, it can't really be removed. So there, I have a heart. — Naquitta Copy Share Image
If I were to undergo a heart surgery, there's only one cardio defect they will find - YOU! A beautiful disease of my past… — Dian Ko Copy Share Image
I can't say I was really that surprised when the doctor told me I needed a defibrillator inserted in my chest. When you've lived… — Lemmy Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
