Able Quote by Dane Cook

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.

— Mitch Hedberg

“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”

— Jarod Kintz

Man, who don't like spaghetti?

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers through her wet red hair. Ah, but that’s life,…

— Jarod Kintz

I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!

— Mitch Hedberg

“Dinner is leftover spaghetti, with meat sauce, warmed up in the microwave. I eat spaghetti nine times a week, every week, and it is…

— Craig Lancaster

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

— Christopher Morley

If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.

— David Allen

“My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?”

— Jarod Kintz

I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot.

— Susan Lucci

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I…

— Christopher Walken

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything.

— Rachael Ray