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Death Quote by Dane Cook

“When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death…” quote by Dane Cook — Download Open image

“When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.”

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