Exes Quote by Dane Cook Download Open image “My leftovers are delicious. Just ask the ex girlfriends new boyfriend.” — Dane Cook ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Exes
Oh you're dating my Ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich... want those leftovers too? — ALYSSA Copy Share Image
Oh youre dating my ex? Im eating a sandwich, you want those leftovers too? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So your dating my ex, cool. I'm eating a sandwich want these leftovers too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too? — Rachel Danielle Lucas Copy Share Image
Awwwh, Your Dating My Ex.? That's Cute, I'm Eating a Samwitch Do You Want Those Leftovers Too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ohh Your Dating My Ex? Thats cool, I'm eating pizza. You Want Those Leftovers Too ? — Kendall Jones Copy Share Image
Oh.. so your dating my ex? i ate a sandwhich earlier. do you want those leftovers too? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your with my ex? Ahh shit..im eating a snadwich you want them left overs too? — Taylor Copy Share Image
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“There are exes with whom it is too dangerous to allow even a moment’s eye contact. These are not exes at all, and never… — Josh Wagner Copy Share Image
There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about his Christian… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
Some of my best sources are ex-policemen, just to get a feeling of what it's like to be one. And it's quite different from… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“When you enter your next relationship, you become the person you split up with.” — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
I remember having some problems with [the Deus Ex theme] when I first heard it and I was trying to figure out how to… — Warren Spector Copy Share Image
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
I hate when exes say, I'm here if you need me. Bitch, Where the fuck were you when we were together? Fuck outta here! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck,… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
Former lefties can make a good living in the media by attacking their ex-comrades - I'd do it myself if the price was right. — Nick Cohen Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important than anyone… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image