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Bird Quote by Dana Gould

“Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones.”

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