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“We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes.”

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I'm the Forrest Gump of comedy.

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If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow.

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If you take your eye off the ball or lose focus for even a minute you can lose a game against any team.

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But editors are still the world's readers. And thus the eyes of the world.

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Clearly, when we baptize, our eyes should gaze beyond the baptismal font to the holy temple. The great garner into which the sheaves should…

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At the end of night, before you close your eyes, be content with what you've done and be proud of who you are.

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It lies around us like a cloud- A world we do not see; Yet the sweet closing of an eye May bring us there…

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