Cadillacs Quote by Dana Gould Download Open image “The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family.” — Dana Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cadillacs Escalades Family Growing Growing Family Perfect Pimp Vehicle
Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac. — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
When I was growing up in the projects in Philadelphia in the 1970s and 80s, Cadillac was the car to have. But I always… — Dawn Staley Copy Share Image
Cadillacs laid back for the sexy grown. Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan. — Flo Rida Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When I die throw my body in the back and drive me to the junk yard in my Cadillac. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
speaking with, uh, about the vocal choreography, one of the first groups that I worked with was a group called the Cadillacs, which was… — Cholly Atkins Copy Share Image
Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic system and allows the few at the top… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. Ain't nowhere else in the world where you can go from driving a truck to cadillac… — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of the side… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Oh, I got a beautiful 1959 Cadillac Coupe DeVille four-door. No one will ride in it with me. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
The label of liberalism is hardly a sentence to public ignominy: otherwise Bruce Springsteen would still be rehabilitating used Cadillacs in Asbury Park and… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
The needs of a society determine its ethics, and in the Black American ghettos the hero is that man who is offered only the… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but… — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in… — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image