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Dawn Quote by Dana Gould

“Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“Since the dawn of time, primitive humans thought, loved and had poetry. They also pooped on everything. It was horrible.”

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