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Bungee Quote by Dana Gould

“One phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“One phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping.”

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