Giving Quote by Dana Gould

You give me a @#$%& kazoo and I'll write you a good song.

— Billy Corgan

I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.

— Wally Amos

“We could adopt. there are lots of kids out there who could grow up to hate us as much as any kid we could…

— Natalie Corbett Sampson

I'd hate to have a kid like me.

— Bill Watterson

Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

— Dave Mustaine

I play a bunch of instruments, like piano, drums, guitar and bass. And the kazoo every now and then. I'm trying to learn how…

— Mac Miller

The character is everything that I felt strongly against - she's superficial, materialistic, vain, amoral. She's all of these things and I realized that…

— Emma Watson

This was not of the nature of a Christlike lesson for Owen Meany to learn, as he lay in the manger, that someone you…

— John Irving

“he cawed, a low, rolling sound, something like a kazoo being played into a theremin.”

— Seanan McGuire

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

— Bette Davis

Would you give up your vengeance against someone you hate if it meant saving someone you love? Would you want your dreams to come…

— Jodi Picoult

I'm scared of him," said Piggy, "and that's why I know him. If you're scared of someone you hate him but you can't stop…

— William Golding