Peanut butter Quote by Dana Gould Download Open image “I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.” — Dana Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Love Breaking New Peanut Peanut butter Peanuts Seal New Seals Slept Virgin Virgin Virgin Love Virgins
I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it. — Marsha Warfield Copy Share Image
Bitch please the only thing virgin about u is you're nose and even that's been fingered — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom? — Adam Ant Copy Share Image
I think virgins are far more interesting to write about. If we've been around the block a few times, we know what to expect.… — E. L. James Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I… — Nick Antosca Copy Share Image
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with… — Christie Rampone Copy Share Image
“FACT: One pound of peanut butter can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs. Up to 150. That means there could… — Cary McNeal Copy Share Image
While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus… — Cathleen Falsani Copy Share Image
There are no more white linen sofas in my house. We have a rule here: Anything below 36 inches has to be brown or… — Candice Olson Copy Share Image
“To prepare any activity for the child, it is necessary for the parent to think through every detail ahead of time. For example, is… — Paula Polk Lillard Copy Share Image
“Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would not take the garbage out! She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans, Candy the yams and spice the… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't ever find… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
“waking up to a band of raccoons partying in her cabin. They’d torn through the screen door and made off with a box of… — Marina Adair Copy Share Image
Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
