Cones Quote by Dana Gould

if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

— George Lopez

I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.

— Mitch Hedberg

“A smaller plate got mixed in with the large ones I’m working on. I’m tempted to put it back into the dishwasher by the…

— Corinne Duyvis

If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter

— Due Date

Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps...

— Anonymous

“Try to get into the habit of dealing with your dishes immediately after using them. If doing the dishes is just as much a…

— Rachel Hoffman

Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping.

— Marilyn vos Savant

My wife is the cook, really. I'm a good helper and I clean like nobody's business. I can load a dishwasher like nobody else.

— Bryan Cranston

I hate when waiters ask.. Are you done with that? When the plate is completely EMPTY... Like nah, imma eat the plate too.

— Lleeann

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

— Mitch Hedberg

I always mention stacking the dishwasher - any opportunity. But it's the consequences - it's the food poisoning and the potential death that will…

— Jon Richardson

What can I say? I love waffles.

— Nyjah Huston