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Baby Quote by Dana Gould

“Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.”

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