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“As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.”

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