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“Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal.”

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The leftist drive for control is insatiable.

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Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch of people…

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The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

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I don't regret any of my transgressions, because I believe I paid for them a million times over.

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