Armed robbery Quote by Christopher Titus
“Sometimes, to help someone you love, you have to commit a felony. But, you don't want to go to prison for that. Hey, dude, what are you in for? Armed robbery? Murder? And then, you have to say, Love. And, that's definitely going to get you, you know, picked last for prison kick ball.”
About This Quote
Source Stand-up Comedy: "The 5th Annual Christopher Titus Show", 2005
Helping loved ones may push you to extreme actions, yet you fear the consequences and judgment.
In simple terms: Helping can lead to risky choices, but fear of punishment remains.
Balance care with personal responsibility.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- family crises
- legal advice
- personal boundaries
- conflict resolution
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- When is it justified to break the law for love?
- How can you help without endangering yourself?
Extreme actions can cause legal trouble and damage trust.