You commit a felony, it does not matter who you are, you could be deported — Slick Rick Copy Share Image
Sometimes, to help the people you love, you've gotta commit a felony. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Sometimes, to help someone you love, you have to commit a felony. But, you don't want to go to prison for that.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop. — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
