Commit Quote by Christopher Titus

Sometimes, to help someone you love, you have to commit a felony. But, you don't want to go to prison for that. Hey, dude,…

— Christopher Titus

You commit a felony, it does not matter who you are, you could be deported

— Slick Rick

Like: 'Don't walk out there with one hand in your pocket unless there's somethin' in there you're going to bring out.' You gotta commit.…

— Bill Murray

I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop.

— David Foster Wallace

I love you," Jake whispered. "Are you strong enough for this?" I made myself comfortable. Said over my shoulder, "Sure." "Would you tell me…

— Josh Lanyon

I like to always wash the slate clean, and reinvigorate my spirit to be connected to the characters that I am doing. I am…

— Giancarlo Esposito

We're so arrogant, aren't we? So afraid of age, we do everything we can to prevent it. We don't realize what a privilege it…

— Anonymous

Ladies, if you're at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the…

— Christopher Titus

Often, a serial killer has no felony record.

— Pat Brown

Although knaves win in every political struggle, although society seems to be delivered over from the hands of one set of criminals into the…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Gross negligence in handling national security is a felony.

— Bill O'Reilly