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“Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever…” quote by Chris Rock — Download Open image

“Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.”

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