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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be on a…
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Once you have learned to fly your plane, it is far less fatiguing to fly than it is to drive a car.…
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I will say that Edward Norton, who plays the scout master, would be a first-rate Eagle Scout. He's got all those techniques.…
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You used to be fly, but you crashed your plane.
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In art, you CAN crash your plane and walk away from it
— Brian Eno
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If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.
— Dave Barry
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I can't get used to the ease with which one covers the world today. It's no longer an effort--Pole--equator--oceans--continents--it's just a question…
— Charles Lindbergh
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If your plane is being hijacked by an armed man who, though prepared to take risks, presumably wants to go on living,…
— Richard Dawkins
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I swear that as soon as I get my money right. We're gonna get your plane way high in the sky. No…
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