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Your Life Quotes by Jack Handey
- When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I…
- If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith.
- If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for…
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