Your Clock Quotes by Jack Handey

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• We never really see time. We see only clocks. If you say this object moves, what you really mean is that this… — Carlo Rovelli
• I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking. — Joe Teti
• Atlanta is not the South. Atlanta is not the South, gotdamn it, when you go to Atlanta what does your clock say?… — Pimp C
• Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go the later you think… — Jack Handey
• There is beauty in space, and it is orderly. There is no weather, and there is regularity. It is predictable. Just look… — Wernher von Braun
• Hickory dickory dock, I just want to be your clock. Just set me for a lifetime, and I'll wake you up every… — Smokey Robinson
• You can never know how your clock runs. But it does run - and always faster than you think. — Catherynne M. Valente
• When your clock is counting faster than you, you can see that you are wasting time. — Sabian Mark S Henry De Long
• Your first breath in, is whenever your clock starts ticking... — Naquitta Faith

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