"Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your……" — Jack Handey

More Clock Quotes

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• I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead
• I have a master plan as an artist. I've always said I'm not going to be punching nobody's clock. I… — Erykah Badu
• Directing is physically exciting because there's a ticking clock, you're working with people, it's very social, it's very enjoyable. — Alan Ball
• I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in… — John Barrymore
• There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's… — Scott Adams
• I rode horseback three miles each way to get to high school, and in bad weather it was a problem… — Ezra Taft Benson
• And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course.… — Lewis Black
• The hours of folly are measured by the clock; but of wisdom, no clock can measure. — William Blake
• A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o clock, runs a chance of leaving… — Emily Bronte
• Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position… — Albert Brooks
• I write seven days a week, starting at 4 o'clock in the morning, including Christmas. — Dan Brown
• Making a book is a craft, like making a clock; it needs more than native wit to be an author. — Jean de la Bruyere

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