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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
— Dave Barry
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If we live in such a way that the considerations of eternity press upon us, we will make better decisions. Perhaps this…
— Spencer W. Kimball
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Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only young once but immaturity can last a lifetime!
— Edwin Louis Cole
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People forget that old women were young once, but d'you think we old women forget? In my heart, I'm still thirty.
— Megan Chance
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No, what I should really like to do right now, in the full blaze of lights, before this illustrious assembly, is to…
— Knut Hamsun
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Even a fool gets to be young once.
— Frank Lucas
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
— Germaine Greer
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I am only young once, who cares if I'm a goofball!
— Ashton Kutcher
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We musn't forget old people with their rotten bodies, old people who are so close to death, something that young people don't…
— Muriel Barbery
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But we were all young once. It passes, like innocence and a sense of fair play. The only thing left in the…
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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You're only young once, they say, but doesn't it go on for a long time? More years than you can bear.
— Hilary Mantel
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For me, acting is torturous, and it's torturous because you know it's a beautiful thing. I was young once, and I said,…
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
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