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W.C. Fields has 195 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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When you read a great book, you don't escape from life, you plunge deeper into it.
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You yourself are time- your body, your mind, the objects around you. Plunge into the river of time and swim, instead of…
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Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress.
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What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a…
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When you live alone you no longer know what it is to tell a story: the plausible disappears at the same time…
— Jean-Paul Sartre
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Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is not…
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When you read a great book, you don’t escape from life, you plunge deeper into it. There may be a superficial escape…
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Time is too large, it can't be filled up. Everything you plunge into it is stretched and disintegrates.
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There is the morass, wherein you plunge up to your knees, or the walking over the stubborn, dwarfish shrubbery, whereby one treads…
— John James Audubon
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