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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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The relative size of your force as against that of your adversary is by itself of no consequence. What controls is the…
— Sun Tzu
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Caring is a reflex. Someone slips, your arm goes out. A car is in the ditch, you join others and push... You…
— Ram Dass
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Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.
— Elsa Maxwell
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If you join government, calmly make your contribution and move on. Don't go along to get along; do your best and when…
— Peggy Noonan
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There is nothing like the camaraderie that one has with fellow drinkers. It is a club you never leave once you join.…
— Lynda Bellingham
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If you join a fight for social justice you may win or lose, but just by being part of the struggle, you…
— Howard Zinn
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You cant beat The Beatles, you join em.
— Peggy Lee
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We need to take information, wherever it is stored, make our copies and share them with the world. We need to take…
— Aaron Swartz
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If I had known it I would have told my son, I'd rather shoot you than let you join the SS. But…
— Wilhelm Keitel
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Join the bold, the brazen, the unintimidated. Join not having excuses. Join the idea that fun is the source of all joy.…
— Bode Miller
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I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your…
— Jack Handey
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Church is not an organization you join; it is a family where you belong, a home where you are loved and a…
— Nicky Gumbel
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