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You Got Quotes by Jack Handey
- If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get…
- A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go…
- Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we…
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- You got to be careful of the company you keep. — Dave Chappelle
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- You got to have people at the top who respond to and are selected by presidents. — Dick Cheney
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