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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always…
— Jack Handey
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For me, as an actor, one of the biggest fears on a TV show is getting stuck in something where you end…
— Tyler Hoechlin
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It’s all too easy to turn the fight of faith into sanctification-by-checklist. Take care of a few bad habits, develop a couple…
— Kevin DeYoung
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When you've toured for about 10 years like me, you end up feeling like you're always waiting for somebody or something. The…
— Ritchie Blackmore
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When you grew up like me and my four brothers, you end up feeling somewhat inadequate, like somehow you don't count.
— John Lydon
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Sometimes when things you love get really commercial, you end up feeling betrayed by it.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
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Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something…
— Daniel Handler
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You know, Chihiro, darling- all it takes is one little wrong step and you end up feeling frustrated your whole life, like…
— Banana Yoshimoto
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Cheating is like eating fast food. You do it, you enjoy it, and then you end up feeling like shit.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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Life is where you get dirty, bleed, and exhausted. Still, you end up feeling good about what you did and the progress…
— Senoraroy
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