"Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath,……" — Daniel Handler

"Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck."

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I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a salt… — Erykah Badu
A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good… — Augustine Birrell
Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath. — Richard Branson
If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping… — Bill Bryson
Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid… — Anthony Burgess
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. — Woody Allen
Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. — Thomas Aquinas
"None is good, save One, that is, God", as the Lord Jesus bath said. The rest are only tools in… — Swami Vivekananda
Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself. — John Vianney
To be humbly ashamed is to be plunged in the cleansing bath of truth. — George MacDonald
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and… — Robert Burns
A man may have strong humanitarian and democratic principles, but if he happens to have been brought up as a… — Aldous Huxley

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