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You Ask Quotes by Dave Barry
- In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to…
- Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as…
- The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a…
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