« All Yell Quotes · Jack Handey's Page
Yell Quotes by Jack Handey
- It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the…
- I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face…
- I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then…
- If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag…
- If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking,…
More Yell Quotes
- Even if I don't always behave as I should, this still doesn't explain why so many people have something against me. But… — Mario Balotelli
- If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me… — Mario Batali
- Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure… — Lewis Black
- If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist.… — Lewis Black
- I was once asked to do my Tarzan yell at Bergdorf Goodman, and a guard burst in with a gun! Now I… — Carol Burnett
- Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you. — Aziz Ansari
- Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five. — Paul Harvey
- There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice. — Orlando Aloysius Battista
- He was yelling pretty urgently. There's different pitches of yell and he was screaming. — Jarome Iginla
- I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss. — Al McGuire
- You can only really yell at the players you trust. — Bill Parcells
- That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible… — Bill Maher