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Year Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.' I…
- Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh,…
- What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square ... It's a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It's…
- Julie Christie was absolutely amazing in Away From Her. Brilliant movie. It was the moving story of a woman who forgets her own husband. Hillary…
- The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a one-year period, 1972…
- The Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the…
- Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one…
- Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
More Year Quotes
- I've been playing rock and roll since I was 16 years old, and now I have a 16-year-old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next… — Neil Armstrong
- Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that… — Brooks Atkinson
- Democracy is not something you put away for ten years, and then in the 11th year you wake up and start practicing… — Chinua Achebe
- The damage done in one year can sometimes take ten or twenty years to repair. — Chinua Achebe
- I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild child in… — Margaret Atwood
- Beginning to dismantle the Pentagon would save $1 trillion a year - a small government proposal if ever there was one. — Bill Ayers
- I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters… — Dan Aykroyd
- The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million. — Joe Baca