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Year Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. the screen touches you
- Math will totally make you look like a slut. Example: You're a 25 year old mother of a 9th grader.
- Every year, I start to realize how stupid I was the year before.
- Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
- I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!
- Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs.
- Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to get as close…
- On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic took a dump
- 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies.
- I just hired a nineteen year-old russian girl with massive tits to babysit my kids. Now, where the fuck am I going to get some…
- Asked an one year old what his name was and he didn't know. What a fucking idiot.
- Not sure if this 2 year old is trying to break the Guinness world record for breath-holding or drowning.
- Caught my 5 year old playing with my phone and she bought a gun online.
- Each year in my sleep I swallow about 8 spiders and 120 slices of cake.
- I'm having a bad hair year.
- Don't try calling me back after I just called you and you didn't pick up. I only feel like talking on the phone 8 times…
More Year Quotes
- I've been playing rock and roll since I was 16 years old, and now I have a 16-year-old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next… — Neil Armstrong
- Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that… — Brooks Atkinson
- Democracy is not something you put away for ten years, and then in the 11th year you wake up and start practicing… — Chinua Achebe
- The damage done in one year can sometimes take ten or twenty years to repair. — Chinua Achebe
- I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild child in… — Margaret Atwood
- Beginning to dismantle the Pentagon would save $1 trillion a year - a small government proposal if ever there was one. — Bill Ayers
- I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters… — Dan Aykroyd
- The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million. — Joe Baca