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Worst Quotes by Demetri Martin
- Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy…
- The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
- I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
- I think the Worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades
More Worst Quotes
- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal. — Aristotle
- Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. Nothing is the worst thing that can happen to us! — Richard Bach
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- To me, watching a movie is like going to an amusement park. My worst fear is making a film that people don't… — Darren Aronofsky
- The worst mistake a boss can make is not to say 'well done'. — John Ashcroft
- The worst men often give the best advice. — Francis Bacon
- The worst solitude is to have no real friendships. — Francis Bacon
- Rebellions of the belly are the worst. — Francis Bacon
- The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. — Russell Baker
- I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do. — Christian Bale