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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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When something goes wrong, accuse yourself first. Even the wisdom of Plato or Solomon can wobble and go blind
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One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night…
— Dave Barry
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Home is the best place when life begins to wobble.
— Elizabeth von Arnim
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Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.
— Chubby Checker
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[As] authorities "over" us are removed, as we wobble out on our own, the question of whether to be or not to…
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Fuzzy filter hollow head wobble
— Static-X
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First of u kno what it is if u heard drake making hoes wobble like a bridge in an earthquake
— Drake
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Started as a shot, now I killed the bottle, love the bass in my songs, make my city wobble!
— Slater Beats
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First off you know what it is if you heard Drake. Making hoes wobble like a bridge in an earthquake. Never see…
— Drake
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