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Wish Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After…
- I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you…
- I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
More Wish Quotes
- Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- There is reason to suspect, that the distinctions of mankind have more show than value, when it is found that all agree… — Samuel Johnson
- In communist society, where nobody has one exclusive sphere of activity but each can become accomplished in any branch he wishes, society… — Karl Marx
- Lynn, you are honestly amazing. I have something to look forward to after school everyday. And that's too message you. Our conversations… — Jasmine Laura
- The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar… — Hannah Arendt
- I sincerely wish you may find it convenient to come here. the pleasure of the trip will be less than you expect,… — Thomas Jefferson
- O Lord, I wish to promote thy holy religion which is dreadfully neglected. I am desirous to save young persons from the… — Sarah Trimmer