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Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it.…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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True charity consists in doing good to those who do us evil, and in thus winning them over.
— Alphonsus Liguori
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If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.
— John Waters
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Nonviolence seeks to ‘win’ not by destroying or even by humiliating the adversary, but by convincing [the adversary] that there is a…
— Thomas Merton
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After about 15 minutes, you feel that you're winning them over.
— Chita Rivera
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Any objection to the carryings on of our present gold-calf Christianity is met with the triumphant reply, ‘But we are winning them!’…
— Aiden Wilson Tozer
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Intelligent martial arts is not getting in battles and winning them. Intelligent martial arts is avoiding battles because battles use up energy,…
— Frederick Lenz
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When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever - there's something absolutely…
— Jim Gaffigan
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It is more important that you should know about the reverses than about the successes of the war. We shall have all…
— Amy Carmichael
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Hopefully by the end of the year, I'll be in a movie. There's only so long you can rule the reality world.…
— The Situation
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