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• I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
• I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
• Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
• I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
• The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
• The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
• I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.

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