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Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it.…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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No strings attached, your love is so WiFi.
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Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.
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It's all fun and games until someone loses their wifi signal.
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If only trees would give WiFi signal, people would have planted thousands of them happily.
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And the funny thing is that a stranger from half way across the world can be a better friend than the kid…
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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
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There is no WiFi in the Forest. But I promise, youll find a better connection.
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