Wifi Quotes

36 quotes by 30 authors

No strings attached, your love is so WiFi. — Drake
People need to access Skype wirelessly, no matter where they are, and what happens is that we'll be taking advantage of the rollout of Internet… — Niklas Zennstrom
Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend. — Jim Gaffigan
I've never had WiFi at home. I'm too easily distracted, and YouTube is too tempting. — Dave Eggers
All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your… — Russell Smith
I love my DSL, but I love my WiFi more. And I probably get on the Internet 40 percent to 50 percent more because of… — Michael K. Powell
It's all fun and games until someone loses their wifi signal. — Nikhil Saluja
If only trees would give WiFi signal, people would have planted thousands of them happily. — MJ Korvan
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are — Hussein Nishah
And the funny thing is that a stranger from half way across the world can be a better friend than the kid next door — Katy Reichl
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :) — FrANSIS
There is no WiFi in the Forest. But I promise, youll find a better connection. — Ritu Ghatourey
Hey guys, ummm I'm not going to be on often that much. Just to let you know. ' cause my wifi on my kindle fire… — Jasmine
No strings attached, your love is so WiFi. Drake — Drake
Teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel? .. person: air .. me: wifi.. — Aashiq
A man received message from his neighbor... Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u… — Ritesh
True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically. — SangFroid Stalker
I'm not stealing my neighbor's WiFi their WiFi is trespassing into my house — Gothsynyster
Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it. — John Vercetti
You Wifi has been cut,PLEASE LOG OUT! — Valentine Ibraim

Who Wrote These Wifi Quotes

30 authors contributed a total of 36 Wifi Quotes, led by these top contributors: