Wifi Quotes
36 quotes by 30 authors
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No strings attached, your love is so WiFi.
— Drake
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People need to access Skype wirelessly, no matter where they are, and what happens is that we'll be taking advantage of the rollout of Internet…
— Niklas Zennstrom
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Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.
— Jim Gaffigan
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I've never had WiFi at home. I'm too easily distracted, and YouTube is too tempting.
— Dave Eggers
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All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your…
— Russell Smith
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I love my DSL, but I love my WiFi more. And I probably get on the Internet 40 percent to 50 percent more because of…
— Michael K. Powell
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It's all fun and games until someone loses their wifi signal.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If only trees would give WiFi signal, people would have planted thousands of them happily.
— MJ Korvan
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are
— Hussein Nishah
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And the funny thing is that a stranger from half way across the world can be a better friend than the kid next door
— Katy Reichl
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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
— FrANSIS
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There is no WiFi in the Forest. But I promise, youll find a better connection.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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Hey guys, ummm I'm not going to be on often that much. Just to let you know. ' cause my wifi on my kindle fire…
— Jasmine
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No strings attached, your love is so WiFi. Drake
— Drake
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Teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel? .. person: air .. me: wifi..
— Aashiq
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A man received message from his neighbor... Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u…
— Ritesh
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True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
— SangFroid Stalker
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I'm not stealing my neighbor's WiFi their WiFi is trespassing into my house
— Gothsynyster
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Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
— John Vercetti
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You Wifi has been cut,PLEASE LOG OUT!
— Valentine Ibraim
Who Wrote These Wifi Quotes
30 authors contributed a total of 36 Wifi Quotes, led by these top contributors: