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Who Quotes by Dave Barry
- Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
- Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
- Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
- People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
- We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
- Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
- It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
- There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.
- Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find…
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- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
- Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle