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- I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. — Bill Austin
- Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your… — Jack Handey
- When I began writing, it was a cosmic thing: Inspiration! Wham! Short spurts of time when I felt out of touch with… — Ann Reed
- Some guys said 'Here's bop!' Wham! They said, 'Here's something we can make money on!' Wham! 'Here's a comedian!' Wham! Here's a… — Charlie Parker
- Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled, Scots, wham Bruce has aften led, Welcome to your gory bed, Or to victory! Now 's… — Robert Burns
- When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like… — Thelma Ritter
- I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel. — Elvis Presley
- Wham, bam, thank you Ma'am. — David Bowie
- You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!. — Rob Zombie
- I'm kind of a low-key guy. The spotlight doesn't suit me. I'm more of a side dish--cole slaw or French fries or… — Haruki Murakami
- Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a… — George Carlin
- Sometimes you're traveling a highway, the only road you've ever known and wham! A semi comes from nowhere and rolls right over… — Ellen Hopkins