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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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I think winter wear is communal. You get some gloves and a scarf from a lost-and-found box, wash them, wear them for…
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There are two ways to wash the dishes. One way is to wash them to get them clean. The other way is…
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Then, when much blood had clogged their chariot-wheels I would go up and wash them from sweet wells, Even with truths that…
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Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they…
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Life is spectacular. Forget the dark things. Take a drink and let time wash them away to where ever time washes away…
— Tim Tharp
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All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
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This is what separates artists from ordinary people: the belief, deep in our hearts, that if we build our castles well enough,…
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You dont realise how many clothes you have, until you wash them
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Racism is when u select ur white shirts to wash first before the black ones,SAY NO to RACISM, wash them together
— Sweetner
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X's on the back of your hands, wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
— Unknown Author
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There comes a point in life where you have to just write your sorrows in the sands and let the tides gently…
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