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Wall Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my…
- Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.
- The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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