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Use Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9…
- My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he…
- I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning.…
- I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning.…
- I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'.…
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