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Until Quotes by Jack Handey
- When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a…
- The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some…
- It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto…
- Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that…
- As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable-until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all,…
- I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you…
- I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk…
- If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking,…
- If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be…
More Until Quotes
- I started out in life as a poet; I was only writing poetry all through my 20s. It wasn't until I was… — Paul Auster
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- It's all fun and games until someone loses their wifi signal. — Nikhil Saluja
- I still don't know how to end conversations with people, so now I just quietly hug them until they go away. — Nikhil Saluja
- Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. — Richard Armour
- Thou hast created us for Thyself, and our heart is not quiet until it rests in Thee. — Saint Augustine
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. — John Barrymore