"One thing a computer can do that most……" — Jack Handey
"One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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I want to do exactly what I want to do. I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for…
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On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of…
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In Darwin's time all of biology was a black box: not only the cell, or the eye, or digestion, or…
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From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.
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I think frugality drives innovation, just like other constraints do. One of the only ways to get out of a…
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I was a daredevil before, and after I lost my sight I was the same. I loved riding bikes, scooters…
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I like very much to ride horses. I like soccer, I have had a passion for boxing since I was…
— Andrea Bocelli
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in…
— Erma Bombeck
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
— Elayne Boosler
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I have spoken honestly about being born into a home where there was discord and chaos. I saw my mom…
— Christina Aguilera
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We believe that within five years, 96 percent of British consumers will have access to the Internet, whether it be…
— Richard Branson
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If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find…
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